WORDS AND HABITS TO LEAVE BEHIND IN 2015

As the year draws to a close please let us leave these words and habits in 2015: -

• Angle: - Now unless you are Luhya and you mean 'uncle' but you say 'angle' tuwache please. I do not get why people confuse the word angel for angle. The Lord blessed us with a little 'angle' last night, look at my two 'angles' I know it should not annoy me but it really does. Its angel and not angle, but if you are Luhya totally disregard this point.

• The tags #funeraltings #funeralvibes #mazinshithings and while at it can we stop taking smiley faces and selfies at funerals: - It is so disrespectful and it proves that you are using two instead of the five common senses. They are free, you know!

• The paparazzi at weddings: -question, does the bride and groom pay you to annoy people with your cheap camera phone and tablet by standing in front of them, question, these photos that you are taking are you being paid ama those ndiyo bride and groom wataselect. No, you do not need a picture of the bride and groom cutting the cake, why can't the lot of you sit down and let everyone enjoy the moment. Is it that if you do not take those photos is your phone going to explode ama? 

• Seating four passengers in a three passenger seat: - Hatusemi wewe ni mnono but mboss kama hawezi toshea kama mtu wainne hauwezi. Please This must stop if you glance at the back and there are three passengers and two have eaten more than their share of ugali na hata wewe uko sawa, please do not turn your tushy and squeeze your way through to make space. I find this scene more scary that a horror movie, you know its coming to get you but there is nothing you can do about it.

• The 'xaxa' dudes:- How they have survived this long is a miracle. How hard is it to write sasa?

• The 'thank you accepting my friend request' people: - Dude what is your point!

• The long whatsapp forwards: - Open a blog and let your thoughts known like the rest of us, we know have the mbs, no need to waste them. I blame Safaricom, you need to increase the amount of mbs people can sambaza so that people stop wasting their bundles.

• The sending of friend requests to people you don't know: - If we have not friends in common, wewe na kimbele mbele yako unatuma friend request ya nini.

• The pathetic begging for followers on Instagram: Why do you need every Tom, Dick, Harry, Mary, Jane and Ann to follow you.

• The posting of cryptic messages and pictures on Facebook and instagram: - we get it, someone dumbed you, your friends kicked you to the curb, no need to plaster your wall with endless cryptic messages. No wonder they left you, they are not mind readers. Learn to communicate or state it as it is.

Here's to a mature 2016 with no dumb and irritating posts.

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